safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

mazrilin:

for week 2 of freshmen invasion! dickbabs, prompt: patrol

yungaquarius:

jinkies

dirudo:

God hates your weak ass hair line

denchguy:

thank you

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kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me